there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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