This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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