about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I currently don't understand fingers.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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