Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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