I hate all girls vehemently.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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