so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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