Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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