these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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