i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Actions speak louder than pants.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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