Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
