if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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