You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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