Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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