next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
We're too hungover to prance.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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