I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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