So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My Sexting was not on an AP level
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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