I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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