well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
