with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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