when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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