Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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