I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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