question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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