if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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