currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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