great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Still dying that you shit outside
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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