Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
he fucked my hip out of place.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
NoShamevember. You game?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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