So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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