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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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