My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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