And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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