So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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