Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
4 words: hood of his car
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Are we still banned from the library?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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