You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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