i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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