Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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