I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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