we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize