what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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