forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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