Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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