it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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