Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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