I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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