it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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