Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
