So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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