i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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