I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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