just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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