and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
