After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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