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Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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