The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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