I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Will exercising make me less horny?
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