Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
only if we run a train.
done.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just want nice things and good sex
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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